Monty Python Reunion. Their Last Live Show will be held at the O2 Arena in London, 1 July 2014
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
I’m pretty sure you just read the first paragraph so what the hell. Penis in the morning, penis in the evening, penis at supper time, when penis is on a bagel you can have penis anytime.
Sometimes I wonder if all of tumblr just congealed into the form of a person once and that entity then became sentient, named itself Orlando Jones, and became a professional actor
Urban Hotel - Madrid, Spain
High style and modern elegance meet art and culture at the avant-garde Urban Hotel in the heart of Madrid’s prestigious Golden Triangle. Proud member of the Derby Hotels collection, the hotel sits in a sleek architectural building and features a total of 96 designer rooms and suites adorned with stylish decor, superior amenities and unique pieces of art. A dazzling collection of cocktail bars, gourmet restaurants and state-of-the-art facilities along with the remarkable Egyptian Art Museum found in the hall, make this hotel one of the most unique and luxurious places to stay in the Spanish capital.
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